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What flavor is that?

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Blue.

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Blue is my favorite flavor.

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Whoa.

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It's Todd.

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I know.

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I know.

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Sup, douchebags. Frozen sippies, huh?
You get money from the tooth fairy?

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Yeah, but we had to, like, kick his ass
first.

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That's how we roll. You know what I'm
saying?

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Hey, Todd, where's my money?

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I don't have it, bitch.

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Would you call me? Bitch. Would you call
me?

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Whoa.

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Beavis. We, like, saw that.

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I know. I know.

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Someday we'll be able to tell our
grandparents about this.

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How did you get pregnant?

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Well, me and Brandon went to a party one
night and then we came home and... I'm

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listening.

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Continue.

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So we were kind of too stupid to be
having sex. Too stupid to be having sex?

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You can be too stupid to have sex?

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Yeah. Maybe I should like study or pay
attention or something.

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Look over my GED books with me. If angle
A and angle C both equal 70 degrees,

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then what is the length of side AB?

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The answer is numbers.

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She has her smart face on.

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I'm really excited to get my GED so that
I can go to college.

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Boy, this guy is good at having a fake
smile.

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What I'm excited for in the future.

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Unfortunately, you failed the math test.

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You got 39 % correct on that one. You
needed a minimum of 65 % to pass that.

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You got 39 % correct on that one. You
needed 65.

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And I know you suck at math, but that
means you failed.

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That would be cool to have this guy's
job and then just, like, make him sit

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there forever before you tell him.

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I'd be like, now how do you think you
did?

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Do you think you gave it your best?

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First, tell me a little bit about
yourself. Tell me about your dreams.

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And then after about an hour, I'd be
like, I'm afraid I have some bad news,

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Aubrey.

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Your journey ends here.

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I'm going home.

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Hey, Beaver.

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Remember when Todd punched that guy out?

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Yeah, that's all I've been thinking
about.

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Yeah.

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That was cool.

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It was cool. Yeah, yeah. That's exactly
what I was gonna think.

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Listen up, guys.

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Whoa.

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Speak of the devil.

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Yeah. This is weird, because, like, we
were just talking about... Hey, shut up!

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Now, look.

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The cops busted me for punching that
guy, and now they're bringing me to

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for assault.

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It really sucks.

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Because I was totally acting in self
-defense.

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But I don't have to tell you.

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You were the only witnesses.

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So you know the truth.

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Right? Uh, yeah.

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We know the truth.

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Yeah, you kicked that guy's ass. It was
the coolest thing we have ever seen.

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That's not what you saw, douchebags.

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Tomorrow some pig's going to serve you
with subpoenas.

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You said subpoenas. It's not funny, man.

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You better tell him exactly what you
saw, which is me defending myself. Get

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Yep.

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Got it.

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Got it. You can count on us. You can let
go.

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That was cool.

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So what are we supposed to say?

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Like he was defending himself?

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Yeah.

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That guy had the nerve to ask Todd for
the money he owed him, so Todd had no

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choice but to kick his ass.

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Oh, yeah, he kicked his ass.

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That reminds me about Adam.

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You have that two dollars that I loaned
you?

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Uh, I don't have it, bitch.

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Ah! Butthole! Ow!

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I'm defending myself.

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Ow!

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I'm gonna level with you boys.

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What I'm asking you to do isn't easy.

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It's never easy putting your butt on the
line for the sake of the truth.

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Uh, what line?

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Yeah, my butt already has a line in it.

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Right now you're scared. I don't blame
you.

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I've seen boys younger than you
disemboweled for taking the stand.

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Cool. But when you're up there, you
won't be alone.

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No. You'll be sitting cheek by jowl with
every ordinary citizen who's ever had

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the courage to speak out against
injustice.

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Hey, Beavis, this guy thinks he's, like,
on law and order or something.

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Guys like Todd have to be taken off the
street. And with your testimony, I think

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we can do it. What do you say?

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Uh, are you like the good cop?

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Yeah, we want the bad cop now.

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Go ahead and do that.

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Is the person who started the fight here
in the courtroom today?

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Uh, yeah, he's right there.

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Would you point to him, please?

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Uh, him.

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Todd.

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Yeah, we thought kicking ass, your
honor.

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You said you're on her.

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Oh, yeah.

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Your honor.

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Boy, nothing gets by you, but you should
be a lawyer.

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In the go -go dancing industry, it's
very important to have big breasts.

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They should do shows about girls that
already have big boobs.

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Yeah, that'd be like, you know, more
pleasant.

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I'm tired of being known as the go -go
dancer with no boobs.

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The go -go dancer with no boobs?

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That's not a very catchy nickname.

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I don't know why you're even looking at
this stuff, because I think you're fine

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the way you are.

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And I think you're fine with your
backwards hat, dumb glasses, and your

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beard. Just fine.

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Hey, what's that beard?

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It looks like one of those little toys
where they have the iron filings, and

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take the magnet behind it and try to
make his face look all stupid.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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She's gonna leave him for a guy with a
real beard.

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But it wasn't a problem when I had small
boobs, so why should it be a problem

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when I have big boobs?

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Uh...

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Hold on, it's coming to me.

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You're right, Mom.

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And then you get home and it's like,
you're not important anymore.

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That's bullshit.

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Well, to you I'm important.

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Yeah, I'm not talking to you, dumbass.
I'm talking to these cool people from

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MTV.

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Yeah, get back to your computer under
the stairs and shut up. I know you do.

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That's why I'm with you.

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He's like, I know I'm important to you
because you're a loser.

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Yeah, I want to get big boobs.

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Then I'll be important to cool guys
with, like, lots of money and full

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and cars and they're not, like, under
the stairs.

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He's like, I don't mind the big boobs so
much as all the other guys doing you

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while I have to pretend to sleep.

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Beavis and Butthead, I've done a little
research on you. Isn't it true that you

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once played baseball using a frog as the
ball?

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Yeah, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I
won.

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No way, I was a tie. And that you were
once demoted one grade at a time from

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10th grade to kindergarten.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Guilty as charged.

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Right, right. And isn't it also true
that... And didn't you also

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once... Your Honor, may we approach the
bench? For God's sake.

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The witnesses are inexcusable. I mean,
excused.

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Thank you, drive -thru.

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Hey,

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Beavis. Remember that time we were here?

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Todd, what's that?

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Guess what, guys?

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Even though you ratted me out, you're so
unreliable they couldn't convict me. So

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I'm free.

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And me and the boys want to give you a
taste of our gratitude.

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All night long.

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Beavis, I want to remember every moment
of this night.

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